Challenge Card
What is in the green guy's gut? I poked his stomach while he slept, and my hand got sucked in! It was so scary! I ran away crying. You should try it.
Challenge Card 2
No challenger? I'll try again. First poke, the fat wiggles. Second poke, it's like a marshmallow! It's nuts! The girl I like just passed and gave me a weird look. I dare you to try!
Clay Doll Card
There's a middle aged guy with a statue in his chest pocket. He looks dangerous. He talks to the statue and lets the statue choose who he talks to. It has an angelic voice.
Contest Card
I play games at TOYBOX every day. I normally lack an opponent for fighting games. The manager played against me. I can't believe I got owned by such a nerd!orz
Goddess Card
There are two pretty girls. One has gorgeous curls, the other cute short hair. They broke my heart. A guy was with them. He was very good looking. It's not fair.
Happiness Card
You want good luck? Muahaha!
I took it from you!
Sorry. This card is for bad luck!
I took it from you!
Sorry. This card is for bad luck!
King's Card
The very kind detective. She's nice to everyone. Do you know that woman's record? She ate 27 cakes in 2 hours! Wow! She has an iron stomach!
Love Leaf Card
I gave Yuzi homemade cookies. He finds them and seems happy. So I'm happy... Wait! He falls down and spills the cookies everywhere. He's crying...
Man's Card
The guy at the convenience store is a really crabby guy. I like to mess with him. I drop trash at the entrance and he comes and picks it up angrily. It's so funny!
Man's Card 2
I keep dropping trash, but the last time a little girl came up to me and laughed at me, then walked away... I suffered 100 points of damage!
Pervert Card
A mysterious cameraman moved to Kisaragi. he's popular with everyone but me. He tries to get pretty girls but he's a freak. He's also a teacher at the high school, but I think he's after young girls... Oh no!
Report Card
The Japanese teacher of Kisaragi school was running around the seaside talking to himself. What is he doing? Sometimes he just walks in circles. Is he a member of a cult? I should tell the cops.
Statue Card 2
At night, the statue makes a scary sound. Is it the statue, or something on the ground? Nobody knows, but they've seem a black shape moving around in the dark.
Statue Card 3
The creature crawling around the statue in the dark breathes heavy making a scary sound. What is it? Are you brave enough to face it?
Summons Card
This is the girl I don't want to see. She works at the Civic Hall. She isn't human. If you're attractive, you're doomed. Ugly guys, come use your powers to overcome her!